A PI has a meeting with a wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news."
"Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $3 million."
"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?"
"The two pictures are of you with your secretary."